Mark Schweizer's

Liturgical Mysteries

They're not what you expect.They're funnier.

Award-winning mysteries that will have you rolling
in the (church) aisles.

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li·tur·gi·cal mys·te·ry lə-'tər-ji-kəl mist(ə)rē, n.
  1. A religious truth that is incomprehensible to reason and knowable only through divine revelation.
  2. Any one of a series of absurd novels featuring choir director/detective Hayden Konig.

Why do people keep dying in the little town of St. Germaine, North Carolina?

It's hard to say. Maybe there's something in the water. Whatever the reason, it certainly has nothing to do with St. Barnabas Episcopal Church!

[These] liturgical detective mysteries have taken me to that place where I can't breath, my words make no sense, and tears roll down my cheeks because I'm laughing so hard.

The Writer's Jumble

It's been a long time since we've had so much fun reading a mystery.

Denver Post

It's like Mitford meets Jurrasic Park, only without the wisteria and the dinosaurs.

The InChoirer

Procure this bit of fun as quickly as possible. Better yet, order all seven of these liturgical mysteries. You will be better for it, if laughter truly is the “best medicine.”

The Diapason

The icing on the cake is the humor. Included almost as asides or fillers, the hilarious happenings around St. Germaine are told with such a droll delivery, they kept me howling with unrestrained glee. Do not try to drink or eat while reading this book.

Gumshoe Review


TheMaestro Wore

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The Newest St. Germaine Mystery

Why do people keep dying in the mountain town of St. Germaine? It’s hard to say, but as the police chief of the “Murder Capital of Western North Carolina,” Hayden Konig has his work cut out for him. As a detective, Hayden is famous for solving crimes. As the organist at St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, he’s renowned for his musical skills. As a crime novelist, he has no peer — no peer, and no discernible talent. Still, he is not deterred. With Raymond Chandler’s old 1939 Underwood typewriter for inspiration, he continues to inflict his efforts upon whoever will read them.

The Maestro was a terror: a choral genius with an AA, a BME, an MME, a PhD, and a DMA in conducting from Florida State which is not a diploma mill, I don’t care what they say. The letters trailed after her name like educated baby ducks, waddling advertisements of her brilliance. When she sneezed (as she did often, being allergic to Eric Whitacre) all the letters flew out her nose and nearby singers gleefully wiped them up with bath towels and sold them on eBay. This case was coming together like two things that come together and make one thing, and there you have it, one final thing.

Autumn is drawing nigh, and when a skeleton turns up in the woods, it’s all anyone is talking about. That is, until the Maestro and her minions come to town. Now there’s another dead body, a thirty-year-old murder mystery, and all the usual suspects. Can Hayden, Nancy, and Dave figure it all out before another victim is found? Is there any doubt?

Regular Price: $13.95 — from SJMPbooks: $11.15 (20% off!)


TheAlto Wore

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The adventure begins! Between the new priest, church politics, and the annual holiday feud between the Rotarians and the Kiwanians, you'd think that Hayden had enough to worry about. Still, nothing says "Christmas" like a dead body in the choir loft. It's a good thing that Hayden keeps a loaded Glock under the organ bench.

$12.95 $10.00


TheBaritone Wore

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As the season of Lent begins, there’s an interim priest at St. Barnabas – a priest with a wife, and she has an agenda. If the “Edible Last Supper” (featuring the Mary Magdalene Coffee Bar), wasn’t enough, Hayden also has to deal with a Clown Eucharist, snakes loose in the church, the Feng Shui Altar Guild, and a dwarf verger named Wenceslas.

$12.95 $10.00


TheTenor Wore

Book Cover of The Tenor Wore Tapshoes
Until a body is found inside the altar of St. Barnabas, the biggest crime that Hayden has had to deal with lately is the theft of a cinnamon bun that looks like the Virgin Mary. But, as All Saints Day approaches, the bodies pile up and it's time to get serious.

$12.95 $10.00


TheSoprano Wore

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Easter is right around the corner and nothing says "He is risen!" like a Pirate Eucharist. Suddenly, a shot rang out, a woman screamed, and Detective Konig has another dead body in the choir loft. It's business as usual in St. Germaine.

$12.95 $10.00


TheBass Wore

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Where does a 500 lb. "born-again" gorilla sleep? Anywhere he wants! Summers in North Carolina are usually peaceful, but when Kokomo, the world-famous "signing" gorilla, comes to town, a dead body turns up and all the evidence points to the great ape. Can Hayden solve the mystery in time to save Kokomo?

$12.95 $10.00


TheMezzo Wore

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Autumn in St. Germaine, North Carolina, is an enchanting time of year. But throw in two murders, an election, a Christian nudist camp, and St. Barnabas' answer to the local Baptist church's annual Singing Christmas Tree — the first-ever performance of The Living Gobbler — and things are bound to become complicated.

$12.95 $10.00


The Diva Wore

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St. Barnabas Day is reason for celebration! The church is playing host to parishioners and dignitaries alike, but when a time-capsule from 1900 is opened during the festivities, the discovery throws the whole town into a tither.

$12.95 $10.00


The Organist Wore

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What do the bones of an ancient king, a scoodle of skunks, the best Christmas parade ever, and an obnoxious deacon have to do with the dead body floating in the lake? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. It's up to Hayden to pull all the clues together like two cousins in a Kentucky hayloft. After all, Epiphany is right around the corner!

$12.95 $10.00


TheCountertenor Wore

Book Cover of The Counter Tenor Wore Garlic
Vicar Fearghus McTavish is a Calvinist Anglican priest with strict Scottish Presbyterian leanings—not exactly the perfect interim priest for St. Barnabas. So when the church participates in the town Halloween carnival, it's only a matter of time before something goes terribly wrong.

$12.95 $10.00


The Christmas Cantata

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Hayden Konig, and all the usual suspects, return in this heartwarming Christmas tale. When a long-lost cantata is found in the basement of the courthouse, a Christmas Eve performance is the order of the day. What happens next is anyone's guess. Not a murder mystery, but one of the sweetest stories you're likely to read.

$12.95 $10.00


TheTreble Wore

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With the season of Lent just around the corner, it seems the perfect time for the new priest to put her own stamp on the worship style of St. Barnabas. With a dead body and a kidnapping to sort out, Hayden doesn't have much time to worry about the Reverend Rosemary Pepperpot-Cohosh. Maybe he should.

$12.95 $10.00


TheCantor Wore

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Groundhog Day isn't usually a liturgical holiday, but when the new priest decides that a Candlemas Evensong on February 2nd is in order, what can the choir do but comply? As "St. Groundelmas" approaches, three dead bodies turn up, and the clues point to a trashy murder mystery being read by the Blue Hill Bookworms.

$12.95 $10.00


TheMaestro Wore

Book Cover of The Maestro Wore Mohair
Autumn is drawing nigh, and when a skeleton turns up in the woods, it’s all anyone is talking about. That is, until the Maestro and her minions come to town. Now there’s another dead body, a thirty-year-old murder mystery, and all the usual suspects. Can Hayden figure it all out before another victim is found?

$13.95 $11.15

But wait!There's more!


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In a mad departure from his Hayden Konig series, Mark has penned a comic noir thriller set in 1940s Chicago. Read more here...

$23.95 $11.95

The Complete Set

The Complete Set
All thirteen Liturgical Mysteries at a great price! Treat yourself (or someone you like reasonably well...)

$169.35 $114.00

The Boxed

SJMP Books Box Set
The first five Liturgical Mysteries and the Christmas Cantata in an autographed boxed set. And, at a great price!

$77.70 $55.00

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About the Author

Black and white headshot of Mark Schweizer

In 1974, Mark Schweizer, a brand-new high-school graduate decided to eschew the family architectural business and become an opera singer. Against all prevailing wisdom and despite jokes from his peers such as "What does the music major say after his first job interview?" (answer: You want fries with that?), he enrolled in the Music School at Stetson University. To his father, the rationale was obvious. No math requirement.

Everything happens for a reason, however, and he now lives and works as a musician, composer, author and publisher in Tryon, North Carolina with his lovely wife, Donis. If anyone finds out what he's up to, he'll have to go back to work at Mr. Steak. He actually has a bunch of degrees, including a Doctor of Musical Arts from the University of Arizona. I know! What were they thinking?

In the field of bad writing, Mark had the distinction of receiving a Dishonorable Mention in the 2006 BULWER-LYTTON FICTION CONTEST, an annual contest in which the entrants compete for the dubious honor of having composed the worst opening sentence to an imaginary novel. In 2007, his sentence now found on page 17 of The Mezzo Wore Mink was runner-up in the Detective Category. This, and two other of his entries, were featured in It Was A Dark and Stormy Night: A Collection of the Worst Fiction Ever Written, edited by Scott Rice and published by The Friday Project.

In varying stages of his career, Mark has waited tables, written articles for, won opera competitions, sung oratorios, taught in college music departments, raised pot-bellied pigs and hedgehogs, directed church choirs, sung the bass solo to Beethoven's 9th with the Atlanta Symphony, hosted a classical music radio show, taught in a seminary, sung recitals, started a regional opera company, published choral music, built a log cabin, written opera librettos, directed stage productions, helped his wife to raise their two children and managed to remain married for thirty-seven years. He also owns several chainsaws.

Well, Donis says, it's never boring.

In the fall of 2001, I began what I hoped would be a funny little book about an Episcopal choir director/ detective that had a flair for bad writing. Now, fourteen years later, that book, The Alto Wore Tweed, is still getting laughs and the rest of the books (bad writing aside) are winning awards and working hard to catch up. Thanks to you, the Hayden Konig adventures continue to make their way into the hands of mystery lovers and across church choirs, one reader and singer at a time.

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The Hayden Konig Blog

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Download the Missa di Poli Woli Doodle (Kyrie)
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Download The Pirate Eucharist (Liturgy, Music, and Translator)
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Download Elisha and the Two Bears
(The unknown Henry Purcell masterpiece)
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Download The Weasel Cantata
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Download The Mouldy Cheese Madrigal
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Listen to The Banjo Kyrie